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sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

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x basedmeepo:

Going into ogredrive
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x notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache
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x eridick-amporna:

a conga line of lump
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crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

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riningear:

doryishness:

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ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG


I wished for pizza tonight. Still waiting…
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princessbreadbowl:

princessbreadbowl:

Guess who got a few extra things from AX even though I don’t need it.
END DATE: JULY 6 2014, 11:59 PST 
JULY 7th 2014, 11:59 PST 10:00 PM PST, time on July 6th 2014
So I’m doing a tiny giveaway, sorry it isn’t much. Had to go through the hustle and bustle of talking to each riot employee.
❤Three Winners! FOUR WINNERS! ❤Sorry about this rule! But in order to achieve First Place, you must reblog at least 5 times! (And follow other rules!) Don’t spam!•First place will getAll three items, jinx/vi lanyard, DS Pantheon, and Riot Ward Skin.  •Second place will be able to choose between-
- Dragon Slayer Pantheon
Or
- Riot Ward Skin and a jinx/vi lanyard.  ( I will pay shipping just make sure you’re over eighteen or your parent/guardian has no problem with you giving out your address. )
• Third Place can have whatever second place doesn’t receive.
• Fourth Place will get a Riot Ward Skin.
Rules-
* You must be 18 or older if wanting the riot ward skin + vi/jinx lanyard. Or have your parent/guardians permission.
* You must be following me, this is for my followers. You can unfollow afterwards.
* Reblogs and Likes do count. I will be using a random number generator.
* If you don’t respond within 24 hours of me messaging, you do not receive your skin. These skins do have expiration dates which is July 11 2014, and I will send info to you right after you respond.
Thank you for reading and good luck!
END DATE IS- JULY 6 11:59 PST JULY 7th 11:59 PST 10:00 PM PST, time on July 6th 2014


Because of this intense reblogging and such of this post, you guys are totally awesome, there will be an extension by one day, and I’ll throw in another combination of Riot Ward Skin and Vi/Jinx Lanyard with Pantheon Skin. Only to People who reblog more than three times. But please don’t spam! Same earlier rules apply. Btw, I hope everyone reblogging lives in America, or I’m going to take a while shipping your Lanyard, please understand.

Giveaway will actually end 10:00 PM PST, time on July 6th 2014, sorry this is for me. :(
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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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