Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on
playing online multiplayer with someone and kicking ass then getting a message saying ‘thanks man’
when u make a joke only u and ur friend get
You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue
need I remind you
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?